====== Entertainment Mischief Unit 4813 / Emu ======

**IC Pronouns**: Any\\
**Email**: [[entertainment_mischief_unit_4813@toaster.oxfordrpg.com]]

> "INTRODUCING EMU!  The multipurpose bipedal flightless friend designed to bring FUN and MISCHIEF into your life!  Pre-order yours today!"
- Irritating viral advert on the Net
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> "Coming up next: Flightless Bird Robot Destroys Priceless Art Gallery - EMU manufacturers say it's 'mischief' but art collectors say it's 'an unconscionable violence against our culture'"
- Ancient news report

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