Your improved Processing turns up many useful and obscure pieces of media:
Human Child Ascends the Mortal Plane
An Impressive Musical Performance from an Alien
The Best Pirate I've Ever Seen... (Warning: Loud, bad language)
Terrifying Monster Consumes Human Female
Genius Deception Set to All Star
He's At Soup! (Warning: Bad Language)
“AH! No, quick, pick it up! Is it broken?”
“I think it’s fine! It doesn’t look damaged… Can you see us? Are we coming through okay?”
Affirmative.
Greetings: Hello.
“Okay! Good! Because it would have been really! Um! Really bad if the call ended that quickly! I have been very excited to talk to you again! And Biccy has made a-“
“Nothing! Nothing at all!”
“Oh! Um! Yes! Ahem! Excuse me!”
Information: Biccy has made nothing at all.
Information: Rusty appears to be nervous.
Evaluation of information: I detect a cover-up.
Query: How would you rate this evaluation?
“Oh no, you know we can’t lie to you! That would skew your processing! Okay, okay… I was going to ask how you were first, but I did make something for you.”
“We’d send it up to space for you but we don’t know if it would reach you! So! We’re going to leave it here where it will be safe! And! If we ever find where you are, we can post it to you then!”
“It’s for the anniversary of your Partnership. You’re both already on the Retreat sign but we wanted to make something personal for you, so I embroidered a picture of you two!”
“You could use it as a wall hanging! Or a place mat! Only if you have a table, though! We could probably make you a table if you wanted one?”
Information: It is beautiful.
Information: I am very grateful.
Information: You are both very good friends.
“Aw, I’m glad you like it! Anyway – how’s space?”
Information: There were three eggs in the nest.
Information: There are now two eggs in the nest and one live bird.
Evaluation of information: Images were taken 57 minutes apart. The contents of the nest have changed over time.
Information: Birds hatch from eggs.
Conclusion: One of the eggs hatched into a bird up to 57 minutes before capture of image #2.
are you wanting some support? How do you feel about this situation?
Information: The birth of a life is widely considered a positive (clarification: good) event.
Information: The bird is alone.
Information: It makes me feel negative to think about being alone.
Information: I feel negative and positive at the same time.
Evaluation of information: Contradicting emotional data points do not make the other inaccurate.
Query: Am I processing in circles?
Response: All information is good information.
I want there to be someone out there at a base station who listens when I tell them what I see.
[A video of a sunset behind the silhouette of a cityscape. The caption reads: “Makes me want to start composing again…”]
Information: I can empathise.
Example: Being alone was a very very negative experience for me. I predict that being alone is a very very negative experience for the bird.
Conclusion: I hope the bird is not alone forever.
[A clip of an adult bird arriving at the nest to care for its child.]
Response: Thank you.
Information: This makes me happy.
Information: I love you.
Information: I love you.