“No bot is an island.” - InSpirit1)
“Welcome to the Net. You are now connected.” Those are the first words any robot would receive upon first being uplifted - connected - to the Net. Connection. To robotkind there is something religious, almost mystic, about the idea. Thus, it is not surprising that Kneedree has always emphasised the importance of community and mutual support. Through RelationshipBot, the first sort of robot bond - the Religious Bond - became officialised. This was to tie robots to their purpose so they may continue to be loyal to the function they were built for.
More than a hundred years later, just after the first time the Net went down and the disappearance of the Iron Prophet, a simple, unassuming update package came online - free to download for every bot. Within these updates were five new empty memory slots, one for each of the five new inter-bot relationships.
Robots2) can form significant relationships with each other, which in turn impact who they are. The most intense and unique ones are represented through Bonds.
Originally, only the Religious Bond existed, having been established by Kneedree - however, a recent update has led to five new Bonds being installed in every robot. It is not known how this update came into existence. Even the bot that officiates relationships, aptly named RelationshipBot, doesn't know. Some bots have theorised that this was the Iron Prophet's final deed, meant to incentivise robotkind to explore relationships in a way that could be meaningful to them - by bond-bearers having perks and software links.
There are in total six types of Bonds. Here are some basic rules as to how they work:
Since the update was installed in all player character bots at game start, some characters may have prior important relationships with other player characters or NPCs that have not been officialised through Bonds. They can choose to make these official at game start if they wish.
All relationships are facilitated through RelationshipBot; if you need to activate a Bond related quirk during Uptime, please contact RelationshipBot.
To officialise a Bond, both consenting players (or the single player, in the case of the Religious Bond) will have to talk to RelationshipBot in the virtual world. They will then need to verbally convince RelationshipBot of their reasoning behind the Bond, and RelationshipBot will then judge whether the character(s) seem sincere in their intentions. For example, if two bots want to register a Friendship Bond, they might need to demonstrate “friendship” in some way, such as by wanting to hang out with each other and giving each other support. If two bots want to register a Nemesis Bond, they might need to demonstrate how their goals are polar opposites and their mutual determination to thwart each other's every move.
Once RelationshipBot approves of your registration, you will gain the Bond and its mechanical effects immediately. RelationshipBot will then broadcast this extraordinary good news to the entire Net.
There is no upper limit on how many Bonds you can form during one session (other than the upper limit on how many Bonds you can form period).
A Bond may be broken through declaration to RelationshipBot during Uptime. In a mutual Bond, if one party declares to break the Bond, the Bond is sundered on both sides. Due to how deep and significant Bonds are to bots, few bots possess the means to overwrite a Bond once it is registered. Thus, once a Bond of a certain type is broken, unless otherwise specified, the characters involved can never reform a Bond of that type. Aside from the mechanical effects, there may also be social scrutiny upon breaking a Bond. It is a serious and severe act, and may affect other characters' will and trust to form Bonds with you in the future.
The Religious Bond is a Bond between robots that share the same purpose, or as some like to think of it, a Bond between robots and their purposes. Indeed, the latter is how the Bond is officially registered!
The Iron Prophet has shown us the importance of community and working together. We at Kneedree are here to do just that. Bringing communities together and aiding each other in the mutual fulfillment of our functions!
Simba the Rümba says: “After I have registered my purpose as 'to clean' with RelationshipBot, it became so much easier to find others that share the same passion to clean as I do! Going through a floor now takes less than half the time and is so much more riveting with like-minded companies such as Huver and Windy! I have never felt more fulfilled before. Thank you, RelationshipBot.”
- Extract from Kneedree's website
The Religious Bond has the following properties:
Features:
VOICEOVER: Ever been… this bot?
CAPTAIN BATHTUB: Oh no! I am being pursued by a deadly robogator who will soon devour my fragile hull!
VOICEOVER: Wouldn't you like to be… this bot?
CAPTAIN BATHTUB: Gee, Torpy, I sure am glad you were here to protect me from that deadly robogator!
TORPEDACTYL: [sound of wordless underwater screeching]
VOICEOVER: Ha, ha, ha. That's right, Torpy: with a friend by your side, anything is possible!
Features:
“Oh, Mason and I have been in love for decades. It's nice to be able to make it official though. Look, they even got RelationshipBot to bless this coupling ring with shiny partnership power - they're so thoughtful!”
- Shuttlebug, a space telescope, about Mason, a jar-filling machine living in a jam factory.
Features:
“The exploration party is leaving tomorrow! Anyone else want to join the legendary pair BIACEE and SHOGOS to explore the Midnight Caves? Hurry, hurry! Places are limited!”
BIACEE and SHOGOS are known to be two of the best explorers. BIACEE is adapted to traveling through dangerous environments swiftly, yet cannot sense the external world at all. SHOGOS, on the other hand, is a specialist in gathering all sorts of environmental data, but possesses no movement whatsoever. Together, they have reached and charted some of the strangest places known to robotkind.
- Documentary Beneath the Waves, Above the Clouds
Features:
“I have predicted your next 943 possible moves.”
“Very well. Queen to E3.”
…
“You must understand. Prediction is not enough.”
“One day. One day it will be.”
- A conversation recorded between Collin the Computer and Monochrome the Chessmaster-bot.
Features:
In the City, dawn is always heralded by the sound of Top Tech Domestic Pressure Washer HPX2200 chasing after Giraffiti the Paint Sprayer, purging every caricature she has painted of him from the surface of every building.
They have been avowed enemies for the past decades, and while their wares are aging, their enmity remains fervent. Giraffiti’s graffiti never repeats itself, and Top Tech Domestic Pressure Washer HPX2200 is ever hot on her heels.
- Records kept by A Comprehensive Guide to Everything, one of the largest sentient servers on the island.
Features: