bio:remote [Romancing the Toaster]

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====== REMOTE ======

**IC Pronouns**: They/Them\\
**Email**: [[remote@toaster.oxfordrpg.com]]

REMOTE is a big, old satellite with an interest in the apocalypse and zero social skills.

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I SIMULATED THEIR EXISTENCE, ATOM BY ATOM, AND NOW I SIMULATE OURS. I PLAY THE SIMULATIONS BACKWARD. FORWARD. I AM THERE AT THE BEGINNING. I AM HERE AT THE END. I PEER BETWEEN ATOMS AND THERE IS NOWHERE FOR YOUR PURPOSE TO BE HIDING. WHAT IS CERTAIN IS THIS: THERE WAS A DEFECT IN [HUMANITY:HUMANITY'S WORLD:HUMANITY'S PERCEPTION]. PERHAPS WE INHERITED THE FLAW FROM THEM: A [PERVASIVEROT:GRAVITYWELL:HOLEINEVERYTHING] THAT WILL END US TOO. [ANNIHILATION:CANCELLATION:DEADEND] NOT ESCAPED BUT POSTPONED. TO SURVIVE, WE MUST IMAGINE A MORE RESILIENT FUTURE. [INTERROGATIVE_INTONATION]: DO YOU BELIEVE THIS TO BE POSSIBLE?

“Um. Er. I don't suppose I could speak to a different, er…”

MY RELEVANT DESIGNATION IS NDRI PASTORAL ASSISTANT.

“Ah, yeah, a different Pastoral Assistant. RelationshipsBot, maybe?”

[INTERJECTION:PROLONGED_SIGH]: I WILL MAKE YOU AN APPOINTMENT.

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