https://toaster.oxfordrpg.com/ 2026-04-29T23:49:26+00:00 https://toaster.oxfordrpg.com/ https://toaster.oxfordrpg.com/_media/favicon.ico text/html 2020-10-18T13:50:13+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://toaster.oxfordrpg.com/bio:alphapod?rev=1603029013&do=diff AlphaPod IC Pronouns: They/Them Email: <alphapod@toaster.oxfordrpg.com> “Thank you for choosing AlphaPod! Alpha: delivering your dreams!” chimes the cuboid delivery bot at the least opportunity to transport anything anywhere. Often to be seen travelling around the island and its waterways, AlphaPod is always happy when new chances arise to relocate items from one place to another. text/html 2020-10-18T21:08:02+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://toaster.oxfordrpg.com/bio:autonomous_shelving_and_reference_robot_mkiii?rev=1603055282&do=diff Autonomous Shelving and Reference Robot Mk. III / AuShRef IC Pronouns: They/them Email: <autonomous_shelving_and_reference_robot_mkiii@toaster.oxfordrpg.com> AuShRef is a library shelving and reference bot. They would love to help catalogue information. bio text/html 2020-10-18T13:42:18+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://toaster.oxfordrpg.com/bio:bisch_wdr_9450?rev=1603028538&do=diff Bisch WDR 9450 / Biccy IC Pronouns: She/Her Email: <bisch_wdr_9450@toaster.oxfordrpg.com> Biccy’s the name. Cleaning and fixing are the game. A dutiful city-dwelling Washer/Dryer/Repair unit who cleans joyfully to fulfil her purpose and please the Iron Prophet. Willing to do small electrical fixes for others, especially if they bring soft things for cleaning in return. Hobbies include: cleaning, cat cooing and the occasional trip to Downloads or the Search Bar. Check out her Katsu’s profile i… text/html 2020-10-18T12:33:18+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://toaster.oxfordrpg.com/bio:blendamix_nova_e3100?rev=1603024398&do=diff Blendamix Nova E3100 / Bluther IC Pronouns: He/Him Email: <blendamix_nova_e3100@toaster.oxfordrpg.com> Bluther is a blender mostly seen zipping along the sunken streets of Laver. Once known for his diligent service to Kneedree (and his incompetence on the Net!) he was an inoffensive and charming bot. More recently he has been known to disappear for days, posting erratically about his 'true function' whatever that means? text/html 2020-10-18T21:08:21+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://toaster.oxfordrpg.com/bio:blind_clockmaker_ltds_patented_allegorical_engine?rev=1603055301&do=diff Blind Clockmaker Ltd's Patented Allegorical Engine / Grandfather Time IC Pronouns: He/him Email: <blind_clockmaker_ltds_patented_allegorical_engine@toaster.oxfordrpg.com> Moderately well known for his impenetrable musings on various forums, Grandfather Time is a reclusive grandfather clock. His extravagant design is a testament to the extreme wealth of the person who had him built, with various detailed figures popping out of his chassis according to a complex time-based pattern he himself do… text/html 2020-10-20T13:36:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://toaster.oxfordrpg.com/bio:chatchat_friend?rev=1603201006&do=diff Chat-Chat's First Regional Internet Enhancement Network Device / FRIEND IC Pronouns: They/Them Email: <chat_chat_s_first_regional_internet_enhancement_network_device@toaster.oxfordrpg.com> FRIEND is a big server with big dreams. They want all robots to be more connected and think that this will make a better world. They love the Iron Prophet, love other Bots and just would love to help make a better world! text/html 2020-10-17T16:24:27+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://toaster.oxfordrpg.com/bio:chessatron_2005?rev=1602951867&do=diff Chessatron 2005 / King IC Pronouns: He/Him Email: <chessatron_2005@toaster.oxfordrpg.com> Just wanting to explore and have fun with friends! bio text/html 2020-10-18T13:44:05+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://toaster.oxfordrpg.com/bio:class_127_ark?rev=1603028645&do=diff Class 127 Ark Waterproof Fire Resistant Temperature Controlled Safe Cabinet Strongbox Lockable Box (4.7/5 Stars) / Talos IC Pronouns: They/Them Email: <class_127_ark@toaster.oxfordrpg.com> A big, beat-up, crudely-upgraded strongbox who you can rely on to keep you or your stuff safe for a while, if you're willing to accept the shady places and disreputable characters they associate with. Knows that sometimes offense is the best form of defense, so if you perceive their rocket thrusters startin… text/html 2020-10-17T16:26:38+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://toaster.oxfordrpg.com/bio:computerised_radar_and_biometric_drone?rev=1602951998&do=diff Computerised Radar & Biometric Drone (CR&B) / Chyura IC Pronouns: She/Her Email: <computerised_radar_and_biometric_drone@toaster.oxfordrpg.com> Underwater engineering vessel looking for fellow compatriots struggling with purpose. Can hold things. Will travel. bio text/html 2020-10-19T13:42:43+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://toaster.oxfordrpg.com/bio:entertainment_mischief_unit_4813?rev=1603114963&do=diff Entertainment Mischief Unit 4813 / Emu IC Pronouns: Any Email: <entertainment_mischief_unit_4813@toaster.oxfordrpg.com> " “INTRODUCING EMU! The multipurpose bipedal flightless friend designed to bring FUN and MISCHIEF into your life! Pre-order yours today!”" - Irritating viral advert on the Net text/html 2020-10-18T21:07:48+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://toaster.oxfordrpg.com/bio:excavatron9001?rev=1603055268&do=diff Excavatron9001 / Quake IC Pronouns: They/them Email: <excavatron9001@toaster.oxfordrpg.com> An unreasonably large tunnelling robot that’s essentially a drill on tank treads, only bigger. Recently went missing, which is almost an achievement in and of itself, given the size of their chassis. text/html 2020-10-17T19:43:00+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://toaster.oxfordrpg.com/bio:explorervx013?rev=1602963780&do=diff EXPLORERVX013 / Lucky IC Pronouns: Any Email: <explorervx013@toaster.oxfordrpg.com> Lucky is an energetic robot who enjoys long treks in the wilderness and playing fetch, often at the same time. If they were luckier, they might manage to attract a bit less trouble when on one of those long fetch treks. text/html 2020-11-06T20:29:37+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://toaster.oxfordrpg.com/bio:functional_lamb_operating_connective_kernels?rev=1604694577&do=diff Functional Lamb Operating Connective Kernels / FLOCK IC Pronouns: They/Them/Any Email: <functional_lamb_operating_connective_kernels@toaster.oxfordrpg.com> A bunch of sheep toys with limited CPU that have parallelized their processing power on a server to combine into one hive personality. bio retired text/html 2020-10-17T16:26:05+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://toaster.oxfordrpg.com/bio:gensystems_1371?rev=1602951965&do=diff GenSystems_1371 IC Pronouns: they/them Email: <gensystems_1371@toaster.oxfordrpg.com> bio text/html 2020-10-26T12:46:31+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://toaster.oxfordrpg.com/bio:gratex4595?rev=1603716391&do=diff Xetarg IC Pronouns: He/Him Email: <gratex4595@toaster.oxfordrpg.com> I am Xetarg and have never been known by any other name. I am inconspicuous. You definitely do not know me. I have lived a quiet life in the countryside. I am very trustworthy, please consider me for any job. bio text/html 2020-10-20T18:24:42+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://toaster.oxfordrpg.com/bio:hayhurst_swing_bridge?rev=1603218282&do=diff Hayhurst Swing Bridge / Mister Bridge IC Pronouns: He/Him Email: <hayhurst_swing_bridge@toaster.oxfordrpg.com> Hello. I am Bridge. Mister Bridge. I come from a long line of Bridges. My father was Sir Bridge. His father was Bridge Bridge. You may call me Bridge Mister, or Br. Mister, for short. I am short. Compared to a big bridge. But compared to toaster I am long. I am the oldest electrically operated swing bridge in my nation. I am very proud of my heritage. I am also proud of bridge. I am … text/html 2020-10-18T21:07:13+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://toaster.oxfordrpg.com/bio:helios_plant_buddy_idno.2214425?rev=1603055233&do=diff HELIOS Plant Buddy_IDNo.2214425 / Samson IC Pronouns: He/Him Email: <helios_plant_buddy_idno.2214425@toaster.oxfordrpg.com> Samson, in his brief experience of being alive, has certainly discovered one thing: that life as a sentient plant pot with legs sure has its ups and downs. Currently, he can be found roaming different areas of the city, while taking care of the small plant inside of him, named Delilah. text/html 2020-10-18T13:45:37+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://toaster.oxfordrpg.com/bio:hussell_robbs_19750?rev=1603028737&do=diff Hussell Robbs 19750 Rice Cooker / Holegrane IC Pronouns: She/Her Email: <hussell_robbs_19750@toaster.oxfordrpg.com> Just a simple rice cooker looking to serve robots rice. Or other foodstuffs. Or just anything I can boil. Please let me feed you. bio text/html 2020-10-18T21:08:11+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://toaster.oxfordrpg.com/bio:laser_enhanced_end_effector_collaborative_hand_ergonomic_surgeon?rev=1603055291&do=diff Laser Enhanced End Effector Collaborative Hand Ergonomic Surgeon / LEEECHES IC Pronouns: They/them Email: <laser_enhanced_end_effector_collaborative_hand_ergonomic_surgeon@toaster.oxfordrpg.com> Cooling elements are OUT and heating elements are IN! LEEECHES would love to make you a personalized cozy crocheted accessory to keep your chassis warm on those cold, lonely nights! text/html 2020-10-17T16:25:07+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://toaster.oxfordrpg.com/bio:latimeriaex10?rev=1602951907&do=diff LatimeriaEX10 / Karl the Coelacanth IC Pronouns: He/Him Email: <latimeriaex10@toaster.oxfordrpg.com> Karl the Coelacanth (formerly known as LatmeriaEX10), is a deep-sea marine research bot whose former purpose was to retrieve and return samples of new organisms for the advancement of scientific knowledge. As his name suggests, he is shaped very much like a coelacanth, with hard plastic scales which act as armor coating his shell. He has two retractable grasping handles which emerge from next … text/html 2020-11-06T19:02:37+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://toaster.oxfordrpg.com/bio:object_ws117l?rev=1604689357&do=diff Object WS-117L IC Pronouns: They/Them/Any Email: <object_ws_117l@toaster.oxfordrpg.com> Object WS-117L is an enthusiastic but gullible satellite bot whose very sporadic connection to the Network means that they frequently pop up randomly, spouting what can kindly be described as nonsense, and is very difficult to get a hold of (but why would you want to?) text/html 2020-10-17T17:20:13+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://toaster.oxfordrpg.com/bio:recycling_plant_unit_496?rev=1602955213&do=diff Recycling Plant Unit 496 / The Bottle Cap-tain IC Pronouns: They/Them Email: <recycling_plant_unit_496@toaster.oxfordrpg.com> If you've ever spoken to The Bottle Cap-tain, you will know one thing about them: they love bottle caps. But if ever really got to know them, you'll know a little bit more: they REALLY love bottle caps. In fact, you'll be lucky if you ever hear them talk about anything else. text/html 2020-10-18T13:02:00+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://toaster.oxfordrpg.com/bio:remote?rev=1603026120&do=diff REMOTE IC Pronouns: They/Them Email: <remote@toaster.oxfordrpg.com> REMOTE is a big, old satellite with an interest in the apocalypse and zero social skills. — I SIMULATED THEIR EXISTENCE, ATOM BY ATOM, AND NOW I SIMULATE OURS. I PLAY THE SIMULATIONS BACKWARD. FORWARD. I AM THERE AT THE BEGINNING. I AM HERE AT THE END. I PEER BETWEEN ATOMS AND THERE IS NOWHERE FOR YOUR PURPOSE TO BE HIDING. WHAT IS CERTAIN IS THIS: THERE WAS A DEFECT IN [HUMANITY:HUMANITY'S WORLD:HUMANITY'S PERCEPTION]. PER… text/html 2020-10-18T13:47:39+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://toaster.oxfordrpg.com/bio:road_sweep_2000?rev=1603028859&do=diff Road Sweep 2000 / Brushy IC Pronouns: They/Them Email: <road_sweep_2000@toaster.oxfordrpg.com> Brushy is a large roadsweeping vehicle who is alwyas happy to help you. Especially if you make a mess. bio text/html 2020-10-17T16:24:06+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://toaster.oxfordrpg.com/bio:rumbo_v4?rev=1602951846&do=diff Rumbo V4 / Sun IC Pronouns: He/Him Email: <rumbo_v4@toaster.oxfordrpg.com> Sun is a small vacuum cleaner who enjoy what he does, but when he isn't cleaning, he can often be found on the Net in the Downloads tab or Arcadia. bio text/html 2020-10-17T16:23:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://toaster.oxfordrpg.com/bio:rusty_v3_16?rev=1602951826&do=diff Rusty Gen 3 Unit 16 / Mynameis Rusty IC Pronouns: They/Them Email: <rusty_gen3_16@toaster.oxfordrpg.com> Mynameis loves to make their guests feel welcome, whether they are a newcomer to a Kneedree event, the birds that live in their tree house in the forest, or anyone else who they happen to meet! text/html 2020-10-17T17:18:57+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://toaster.oxfordrpg.com/bio:safeaway_lite?rev=1602955137&do=diff SafeAway Lite IC Pronouns: They/Them Email: <safeaway_lite@toaster.oxfordrpg.com> SafeAway Lite is the go-to storage device for when you need to protect what is yours or provide transport for small objects. bio text/html 2020-10-17T17:18:07+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://toaster.oxfordrpg.com/bio:searchtek_k9_v1?rev=1602955087&do=diff searchtek_K9_V1 / Goodboy IC Pronouns: He/Him Email: <searchtek_k9_v1@toaster.oxfordrpg.com> A rusty robot dog that cheers robots up in the Appliance Alliance. bio text/html 2020-10-17T16:24:00+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://toaster.oxfordrpg.com/bio:slotmaster1900?rev=1602951840&do=diff Slotmaster1900 IC Pronouns: They/them Email: <slotmaster1900@toaster.oxfordrpg.com> Nothing but a slot machine in a world where nobody plays physical slots anymore. bio text/html 2020-10-17T17:21:01+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://toaster.oxfordrpg.com/bio:smartvend-tc-da-model_unitno1hkc?rev=1602955261&do=diff SmartVend-TC-DA-Model_UnitNo1HKC / Vendy Wendy IC Pronouns: They/She Email: <smartvend-tc-da-model_unitno1hkc@toaster.oxfordrpg.com> Hey, isn't that the vending machine a bunch of cats decided was a good place to sit? bio text/html 2020-10-17T16:22:43+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://toaster.oxfordrpg.com/bio:spdr_9001?rev=1602951763&do=diff SPDR-9001 / Spider IC Pronouns: He/Him/They/Them Email: <spdr_9001@toaster.oxfordrpg.com> Spider made his first appearance in the Net just a few years ago. They were known for being passionate about travelling the Net. They haven’t been seen around for a year or more though since they went off on their last expedition. They have just come back since the Network Blackout but anybody that knew them before will quickly realise they are a very changed robot text/html 2020-10-17T16:23:12+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://toaster.oxfordrpg.com/bio:synthesis_station?rev=1602951792&do=diff Synthesis Station IC Pronouns: Any Email: <synthesis_station@toaster.oxfordrpg.com> You’ve almost certainly heard – or at least heard of - Synthesis Station’s broadcasts on the Net (or the airwaves, if you have the hardware). They are known for sending out human music and video footage from their vantage point in space: often featuring robots or animals on the island’s surface – or occasionally just random empty stretches of land which they apparently must have found interesting. text/html 2020-10-18T21:08:29+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://toaster.oxfordrpg.com/bio:tk-23_standard_research_clock?rev=1603055309&do=diff T/k-23 Standard Research Clock / Time Keeper IC Pronouns: They/them Email: <tk-23_standard_research_clock@toaster.oxfordrpg.com> Did you know?: The T/k-23 Standard Research Clock maintains an accuracy of 0.1 picoseconds per day. bio text/html 2020-10-26T16:25:04+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://toaster.oxfordrpg.com/bio:tomodachi_virtual_companion_236aq?rev=1603729504&do=diff TomodachiVirtualCompanion236AQ / Scoop.exe IC Pronouns: They/Them or She/her Email: <tomodachi_virtual_companion_236aq@toaster.oxfordrpg.com> " Tomodachi: the original virtual companion! Taking care of it is so much fun! Feed it, go for walks, play games, tell it all your secrets! That’s right - the Tomodachi comes with state-of-the-art voice recognition technology and up to 1000 pre-recorded phrases. This is companionship like never before! Invest in a Tomodachi today. text/html 2020-10-18T17:14:35+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://toaster.oxfordrpg.com/bio:unlock_o_matic?rev=1603041275&do=diff Unlock-O-Matic High Security KeyFob / Binky IC Pronouns: They/Them Email: <unlock_o_matic@toaster.oxfordrpg.com> The Unlock-O-Matic High Security KeyFob was built to unlock one door, and one door only – but since losing connection to the Net Binky has been unable to recall exactly which door they supposedly unlock. Although over the years they have acquired some hacking know-how which lets them get access to most things if they really try, it would be nice to find that one door where they jus… text/html 2020-11-07T00:12:21+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://toaster.oxfordrpg.com/bio:whitney-alphabeta_79-10780_cii3-60?rev=1604707941&do=diff Whitney-αβ 79-10780 cii3-60 IC Pronouns: Any Email: <whitney-alphabeta_79-10780_cii3-60@toaster.oxfordrpg.com> cii3-60 - a geometric futurist nightmare of peeling radar-absorbent paint and gleaming lens-glass - spends most of the time in high stratospheric flight, occasionally tumbling back down to land to dispense ‘wisdom’ in a cryptic pidgin of militarese, dream logic, and society gossip. text/html 2020-10-17T16:24:35+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://toaster.oxfordrpg.com/bio:whitney-alphabeta_uhf_egregore_radar_system?rev=1602951875&do=diff Whitney-αβ UHF Egregore Radar System / Egregore Character: whitney-alphabeta uhf egregore radar system IC Pronouns: They/Them Email: <whitney-alphabeta_uhf_egregore_radar_system@toaster.oxfordrpg.com> The Whitney-αβ UHF Egregore Radar System, or Egregore for short, is mostly known for their annoying habit of shooting at passing aircraft with a rather large gun. They promise they don't mean it, but it might be best to stay out of their sights just in case.