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A Broadcast from Synthesis Station



The broadcast begins with a single line of text:

	&quot; Response: All information is good information.&quot;

An upbeat tune plays, familiar to some. A camera sweeps across the island as viewed from above, from the Ticker to the forests, from the forests to the swamps, and then into the city. From above, your world looks both tiny and enormous all at once.</description>
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A Broadcast from Synthesis Station

The broadcast opens with only audio. An orchestra blares a triumphant fanfare, its quality gradually whittling down from a live symphony to a tinny radio recording. A simulated scent drifts in: the sweet perfume of lilacs in full bloom.</description>
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A Broadcast from Synthesis Station

The broadcast opens with an upbeat pop music track.

	&quot; Isn't it so beautiful when two bots find comfort through each-other? I'm so glad Kneedree is taking steps to encourage it!&quot;

A clip from above shows Goodboy and Lucky carrying timber and scrap metal together. At one point, they attempt to hug each other. The music fades out. As the following words appear, a soft piano tune accompanies them.</description>
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✿A Broadcast from Synthesis Station✿

The broadcast begins with a triumphant fanfare. A shot from above looks down through a vine-wreathed open ceiling into a room where AlphaPod is lifting dry soil from a charred bed of earth. Samson digs nearby. The music quality whittles down to a tinny radio recording.</description>
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A Broadcast from Synthesis Station

The broadcast opens with extracted data from humans on the Chatterbox messaging boards:

	&quot; 03918: I don’t know what I’m DOING!!!!!! WHAT’S THE POOOOOOIIIIIINTTTTT??????&quot;

	&quot; Information: Hatred is a virus</description>
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A Broadcast from Synthesis Station

	&quot; Hatred as an action is hereby characterised by an attempt to destroy the object towards which it is directed, along with any values held by&quot;

[A definition of hate appears. Then another. More and more flick by, cut with extracts from Synthesis’ last two broadcasts, bots fighting, charred remains of mushrooms. Voices meld into a cacophony without any clear rhythm or musical key as they chant: “Happy birthday to you…”]</description>
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A Funeral for Humanity...

Recording made by Synthesis Station. In physical attendance: Binky, cii3-60, JONAH, Lucky, Packagebot Phillips, Silvio, Synthesis Station. Request made by Silvio: For attendees to keep Misha in their thoughts during the ceremony.</description>
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