Entertainment Mischief Unit 4813 / Emu

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Email: entertainment_mischief_unit_4813@toaster.oxfordrpg.com

“INTRODUCING EMU! The multipurpose bipedal flightless friend designed to bring FUN and MISCHIEF into your life! Pre-order yours today!”

- Irritating viral advert on the Net

“Coming up next: Flightless Bird Robot Destroys Priceless Art Gallery - EMU manufacturers say it's 'mischief' but art collectors say it's 'an unconscionable violence against our culture'”

- Ancient news report