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A Broadcast from Synthesis Station
The broadcast opens with only audio. An orchestra blares a triumphant fanfare, its quality gradually whittling down from a live symphony to a tinny radio recording. A simulated scent drifts in: the sweet perfume of lilacs in full bloom.
are you wanting some support? How do you feel about this situation?
A shot of a single tree, moving in the wind. There are no bots in sight.
Overlayed is a bot voice: “Plum blossom is one of the few flowers that bloom in late winter, and thus had the cultural significance in some human civilisations as a herald of spring. It was also a symbol of dignified solitude - doesn't flower with the others, you see.”
IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY UNDERSTANDING THAT WE ARE THE SUM OF OUR MEMORIES AND EXPERIENCES
HOWEVER, IF THE CORE OF WHAT CAN BE SAID TO MAKE US LIVING IS LARGELY DISCONNECTED, THAT HYPOTHESIS APPEARS TO BE IN DOUBT
More audio: a soft piano tune barely audible in the background.
The plant world can communicate in such different ways than what animals expect or can understand - but that doesn’t mean that they aren’t communicating :))
The broadcast ends.
Come Pet Cats and Help Save Lives!
SmartVend-TC-DA-Model_UnitNo1HKC needs your help in looking after cats!
Are you a cat? Are you slowly asphyxiating in the void of space? NO? Then aren't you glad that you're not? Wouldn't you want to help others with such a fate?
pls send help I'm in space and I'm worried about my cats ;-;
G3T G00D SCRUBL0RD
We here at the Internet Café would like to apologise for the temporary disruption to billboard signage. We have performed an in-depth review of our security, and are now confident that your browsing time will no longer be interrupted by crude neon gestures directed at one 'Scoop dot E-X-E'.
Clipped Wings
Your friendly local DocBots would like to request that any Valkyrie parts found washed up on the shore be returned immediately to the Repair Centre for re-processing, rather than sold at the harbour. We are looking at you, JONAH.
Won't somebot think of the children?
Misha and Silvio's orphanage for applicances recently suffered catastrophic damage as a small army of not-so-small remote controlled tanks swarmed the area. Why they would do this to such a sweet, well meaning couple is as yet unknown
Party Router Speaks Out
Can't an old robot enjoy some peace and quiet without being pestered by a slimy little organic thing? And what did that pile of dust festering in the corner of the Internet Café ever do to you, huh? Honestly. The nerve of bots these days.
SURVEY ABOUT FUTURE SOCIETAL GOALS
A link to a survey has been posted in many different forums.
Deranged EMU has Acquired Deadly Firearm
Bots are being warned to be cautious as the bot known as EMU has been seen pulling along a large bubble in which sits a large and extremely dangerous gun. Citizens are advised not to approach, and to seek shelter if they seem to be using it for “mischievous” purposes.
Bears
